There I fixed it ! -- NEW ONES! - Have Break [really good one]

Don 't have
A spoon?  I can fix that!

 Seatbelt broken?  I
Can fix that!

 New TV too big for the old
Cabinet?  I can fix that!

No bottle opener?  I can fix
That! 

 Room too dark using compact
Fluorescents?  I can fix that!

Car stereo stolen?  I can
Fix that! 

Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
 I can fix that!

Can't afford a real GPS?  I
Can fix that!

 No ice chest?  I can
Fix that!

Can't read the ATM screen?  I
Can fix that!

Car imported from the wrong country?
 I can fix that!

Satellite go out in the rain?  I
Can fix that!

Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? I fixed that.

Wiper motor burned out?  I
Can fix that!

WTF?

Display rack falling over?  I
Can fix that!

Tires worm out? I fixed that. Might be a little hard to steer.

Desk overloaded?  I can fix
That!

Car can't be ordered with the "Woody"
Option?  I can fix that!

Exhaust pipe dragging?  I
Can fix that!

Gotta feed the baby AND do the
Laundry?  I can fix that!

Cables falling behind the desk?
 I can fix that!

No skate park in town?  I can
Fix that!

I am thankful to all those who said "No", its B'coz of them I did it myself....