Prison vs. IT Career
| | IN PRISON | | AT WORK | |||
| you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell . p | you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle .. | |||||
| | IN PRISON | | AT WORK | |||
| you get three meals a day (free). | you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself . | |||||
| | IN PRISON | | AT WORK |
| you get time off for good behavior. | you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. |
| | IN PRISON | | AT WORK |
| a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you .. | you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself . |
| | IN PRISON | | AT WORK |
| you can watch TV and play games. | you get fired for watching TV and playing games. |
| | IN PRISON | | AT WORK |
| you get your own toilet . | you have to share . |
| IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit. | AT WORK
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| | IN PRISON | | AT WORK | ||||||||||||
| all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. | You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. | ||||||||||||||
Which Sounds Better?
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